i pulled my right butt about 2 months ago. i thought about getting a massage since i got 2 free massages left, but i remembered how much i liked it when this dude gave me a lower back massage, and i got scared cuz i might like it when he massages my butt. it hasn't affected my kicking much, but it hurts so much whenever i stretch.
I'm glad you're not subjecting the massurer to your butt