The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.
I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time.
What do you get in the end of it? A death. What's
that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards.
You should die first, you know, start out dead, get it
out of the way.. You wake up in a an old age home,
feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being
too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start
work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work
40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.
You drink like a fish, party your "smile" off,
- you've only got a few years left, so why not?!?
Then you get ready for High School. You go to primary school,
you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you
become a baby, then, you spend your last 9 months floating
peacefully with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service
on tap, larger quarters everyday, and then you finish off as
an orgasm!
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