Top Ten Signs you're in a McDojang 10. You instructor has a Grandmasters Certificate. In Crayon.
9. The techniques are only effective if your attacker is one of the Three Stooges
8. The sign in the window says the school trains in more than 10 martial arts.
7. The "uniforms" are used hospital gowns
6. Your instructor tries to sell you Amway products.
5. While examining the schools tournament trophies, you find 3 for spelling bees.
4. Reading the contract for the school is considered a taeguk (and a long one at that).
3. Local muggers gather in the parking lot waiting for class to end.
2. While at a tournament, your opponent finds out who your teacher is and high-fives his teacher.
1. No one sweats.
Tags: Funny
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