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Omg I watching the class now and it looks so funny!!!! Like everything they do and how they count its funny!!!! omg and I look like that every day without even noticing it!!! Weirdo....lol wooow weird!!! Gosh I dont like little kids any more ... I was playing with a little 5 year old and I was tickling him and he started throwing up every ware!!!! I mean everywhere!!! eww and I had to clean it up and everything ... nasty!!! omg my jacket smells funky!!!! ahhhh noooo!!!... Read More
Top Ten Signs you're in a McDojang 10. You instructor has a Grandmasters Certificate. In Crayon. 9. The techniques are only effective if your attacker is one of the Three Stooges 8. The sign in the window says the school trains in more than 10 martial arts. 7. The "uniforms" are used hospital gowns 6. Your instructor tries to sell you Amway products. 5. While examining the schools tournament trophies, you find... Read More
You Know You've Been In the Martial Arts Too Long When... * you say to the salesman in the men's store, "Nice pants, but I don't think I can kick in them." * when you want to say "I'm sorry" and involuntarily bow. * you go to the shoe store to try on shoes. * Instead of walking or jogging around the store, you practice pivoting, sweeps, stances and kicks. * You check to see if the shoe has a sufficiently hard striking surface and whether it protec... Read More
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